Alien Chemistry

Far in the future, mankind has evolved to live life in the outer reaches of the galaxy. Surprisingly, not much has changed aside from the change of scenery and new life forms discovered. There’s still the same old political issues, drama, and reality tv shows. This comes as an exceptional disappointment to Jeremy, who had high hopes for the outer rim of cluster seven.

A new high school senior at the local extraterrestrial school, Jeremy still faces the usual miserableness of an average teen. To make matters worse, he finds out that he’s the only human around for hundreds of lightyears. All his other classmates are foreign and strange-looking… especially that hot slime-girl Xcaria. God, she’s so strange. What Jeremy wouldn’t give to spend one evening alone with her and see just what exactly she could do with all her slimy-goodness…

But despite all the setbacks, there is one little secret that no one’s clued Jeremy into yet. Apparently, human DNA is very volatile and corruptible in intimate contact. As our (not so) poor teenager will quickly discover… the more he has sex with aliens… the bigger his “humanity” will become, making him all the more irresistible to his female classmates.

There’s no telling what will happen to his DNA if he’s pushed further and further…

Author: DeLonge

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