The Inaugural Issue Introducing the Indigo Ingenue. The story opens with a bank robbery in a generic city. Four ruthless robbers threaten the patrons and employees with violence. The robbery is foiled by YAELIN—a nude, blue woman with impossibly large breasts. Yaelin pummels the bad guys, deflects bullets with her nipples and hypnotizes the gunmen with her jiggling. The blue beauty bashes bad-guys with her bodacious bazooms, mashes the malicious with her monumental melons and crushes criminals with her colossal cantaloupes. This isn’t another story about a super-heroine with big bazongas, this is a story about a super-heroine whose superpower IS her big bozangas. Meanwhile, bank executives DWAYNE and ELAINE GANTRY plan to contain the danger, but Elaine also has super-powered breasts, and it looks like the robbers have an inside accomplice with inflatable airbags. If Yaelin cannot foil the robbery, Earth itself could be doomed!